Horoscopes

Horoscopes

BY GAIA WILSON

Aries (March 21 — April 20)
Coal companies will work your nerves today but you will feel sorry for them when they go out of business.

Taurus (April 21 — May 20)
Remember that plastic bottles are a thing of the past. To quench your thirst, you must first fill your thermos with water. Go on and drink up life, try something new today.

Gemini (May 21 — June 21)
You enjoy the dual purposes of things, like the way your food scraps can be turned into sustainable fuels. You know how to enjoy a scrumptious meal and save the atmosphere. So remember this duality in your dealings with loved ones today.

Cancer (June 22 — July 22)
You are beginning to realize just how deeply you have come into a tricky situation. The good news is that it is actually nowhere near as precarious as the situation the oil companies are in. You still have options.

Leo (July 23 — Aug. 22)
Enjoy the limelight; it is here to stay. You will be as popular as solar power is and you can feel safe knowing that your energy will never run out.

Virgo (Aug. 23 — Sept. 22)
Feeling stagnant? Change is in the air. Just like your car can be transformed from a gas guzzling engine to a battery electric power one, you too will experience a beautiful metamorphosis.

Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 23)
Feelings are running too high and it is important that you maintain your balance, the way developed countries must finally curb their carbon emissions. Regardless of what your fears are about what might happen, the future is brighter.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)
Few of us really know the difference between what is good for us and what is bad for us. Thank goodness that all genetically modified foods are now banned so we can eat without worry.  Everything in moderation.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 — Dec. 21)
There is a limit to what you can do with the resources available to you; wind, solar and geothermal power. Be thankful for what nature provides and use all resources wisely.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20)
Overwhelmed by the amount of financial obligations that have surfaced? Just be consoled that you will finish paying your bills long before the nuclear power industry has settled their debts and closed down and cleaned up all their plants.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 — Feb. 19)
Your fears that an important goal you are pursuing is little more than a pipe dream are unfounded. Perhaps you can have a retirement home in the Maldives islands without going underwater after all?

Pisces (Feb. 20 — March 20)
Lately you are struggling to find the secret, as it seems nothing lasts. Get connected with yourself to find the answer. Don’t despair, take a walk in the forest. It’s a vital part of nature and so are you.